Thursday, August 20, 2009

Have you ever.........

......had a wasp fly up your shorts and sting you so close to your Perineum (thanks Dr. Steed), That you wanted to whip you pants off right there in the middle of your yard to see what the crap hurt so bad, but the only thing stopping you is you know the neighbour is out working in his back yard, So trying to be as brave as you can grab your crotch and run in the house. You proceed to rip your pant off as fast as you can and the wasp comes flying out so you do your best to whip your pants around to kill it, you finally do and then you have time to look at your wound which is turning big and red! No you say it's never happened to you???? Well it happened to me! I'm not exaggerating it's my first sting and boy did it hurt like nothing else!

here are a couple more pictures of the kid's that i edited
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This was Blaze running back to me cause i told him i had candy! hehe
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9 comments:

  1. my initial reaction to reading this was "hahahahaha!" but seriously... OUCH! that must have hurt!

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  2. Seriously?.... SERIOUSLY??? OWWWWWWWWW.....

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  3. I can't stop laughing! Not at the wound, that makes me cringe, but at your new extensive vocabulary! Very impressed!

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  4. kd, i'm curious exactly how baggy were the shorts you were wearing?

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  5. well they were my jogging pant's shorts so pretty baggy and it stung right though my undies!

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  6. Ummmm yeah...nope, I can't say that I've ever been stung that close to my hoo-haw. I hope to never share in that experience. haha! ouchie!

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  7. I think that might be the funniest story I ever heard. I've never been stung by a bee. Keira just had her first sting - on her finger - no big deal. :)

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