Friday, February 26, 2010

What the "Crap" is down the toilet, (no pun intended) oh who am i kidding i did mean it as a pun.

So that is the question we've been asking ourselves all week.

Blazer had made it his mission when we are trying to catch him to run with what ever he has and toss it in the toilet! So the other day when the toilet would not flush we went strait to Blazer and said what's in the toilet.

Mom: Blazer what is in the toilet
Blazer: poop mom
Mom: Blaze what else did you put in the toilet?
Blazer: poop mom

Then next day

Mom: Blazer what is in the toilet?
Blazer: poop Mom
Mom: what else did you put in the toilet?
Blazer: a car mom
Mom: What car
Blazer: purple one mom

Grrrrrr so it had been 3to4 day's with a half flushing toilet that i had to plunge every time and the kid's used it. I told Brad that it sucked cause i could not even put a out of order on the door since it's our only toilet.

So around the same time we had noticed that the roller that the toilet paper goes on was missing as well. When quizzed about that missing piece Blaze said he put it in the garbage. Hmmmmm

So Wednesday rolls around and this is what happened Wed night
Photobucket Yep that's were it was stuck! yep and it was beside...... Well im sure you can imagine
Brad took the toilet off and looked up. And I'm not kidding i have a gutt of steel nothing and I mean nothing grosses me out until now!!!

Blahh The stink alone of the toilet not flushing totally for 3 day's. The kid's obviously did not listen to me when i told them to hold it till thy got to school.
So Brad got the flashlight out and found the culprit........................ Yep you guessed it, it was the toilet paper roller. It had contracted and then expanded and got really stuck Brad tryed everything. Finally I suggested we get the drill with the big drill bit out and just bust it up as much as he could to get it out. I did take a picture of it but it really was to gross to share (and i'll share just about anything, so you know how bad it really was).

Well 2 min later and a lot of poop Brad had it out and we were back in business!

So we've figured Blaze owes us
$8 for a new T.P. holder
$2.50 for a new Wax ring for the bottom of the toilet
$4.00 for an entire bottle of anti bac. soap
and well there's not enough money in the world to repay Brad for the poopy stinky job so We are in agreement that to repay for the labor it will cost him his entire adolescence life, to do chores or pretty much anything Brad asks of him.

I hope his minute of fun was worth it for him!


  1. whoa...seriously he runs and throws what he has in his in the toilet!!! i hear they go thru a really rotten phase for 6 months and then they are angels for 6 months, and i've seen this with my own kids, heres hoping the angel phase is just around the corner! thank goodness hes so cute...

  2. Oh my goodness! The joys to look forward to! I'm glad Ian will have to do the dirty work :)

  3. Wow poor Brad! I'm glad I've never had any toys thrown down my toilet.

  4. Wow! Nasty...sounds like he keeps you hopping.